I just have to come clean. All these years.... But now it's over. I am Bill Gray. I tried to fight the good fight... to discredit good Christians everywhere by my moronic single-minded stands on the bible. I tied to frighten impressionable young minds away from religion by coming off as an intolerant fanatic. But now it is over.
I am truly sorry. I have failed. I can live this lie no longer!!!

Wait! I'm the real Bill Gray.

They say imitation is the sincerist form of flattery.

It’s true! I love myself! ME ME ME ME! I am Hoob! I am BILL! I am SKEPTIC!!! It’s all me Me MEEEEE!!!

First I’m gonna say naughty things about the bible (as Deep Fat) and then I will chastise myself with a wet noodle. Next I will, as Zuma, PLASTER THIS PLACE WITH URANTIA BOOK WRITINGS TILL KINGDOM COME!!!

Now as Bill, I will say something nasty and post a degrading picture!

The walls are closing in on me. Who am I? Where am I going? What is the point of living if I can not be an idiot??? I’m Bill Gray! I’m BILL GRAY!! I’M BILLLL GRAAAAAAYYY!!!!

Confession: I am the real bill

Yes Just, but I am YOU!!!

Aw crap! Bill Gray was supposed to be MY alter ego!!!!1

Or was it....*what the heck was that guy's name???* FISHY or something??? Man...Schizophrenia is sure flippin' hard to follow....

Wait......What? Shut UP!...Huh? Let him speak! Who tha-....PUT DOWN THAT HAMMER! W-Wait.....What was the question.....????????

Hahaha,Al, let's think about one thing here......this is directly to....Real Bill......Bill, why don't you delete the thread you started about "where is Joy" ?? She has asked you to do this. I know you will read every word of this because it is about YOU. So, do the right thing and delete the awful thread. I know it was good publicity for you, but it was not fair to Joy, the way it turned out. How about it Bill???

I just had to see this.

Al, you can be anyone you want to be, but I forbid you to be me.

Besides, I am the real Bill Gray (giggle)

Love ya babe!

Zuma

Well, I asked Bill about the thread at 6:19. I t is now 6:50 and I have some other things to do. I'll check back later. Maybe tomorrow, see y'all later.

Stop it all of you! I AM SKEPTIC and BILL GRAY!!! I'm just that talented. So as John Malkovich says in Being John Malkovich: "Get out of my head!"

Charlatans!

Instead of Pantheism, it's Billtheism?
Or, in the words of Ray Stevens, "He's everywhere, he's everywhere..."

Halloween is over ...take the suit off ...it'll be alright!!!!

waste of time reading this

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Originally posted by RickyC31:
waste of time reading this

Go get yourself a sense of humor, Richard, then come back and visit us. I'll even buy you a discounted one down at the Big Lots as an early Christmas gift.