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Originally posted by LoveShack:

Any chance we can ship Rev Wright back to Africa? ooops did I just commit a hate crime?

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Originally posted by Aude Sapere:
Is the majority of the local backwoods recliner lawyers all graduates of the Glenn Beck Famous Lawyer School and Clown Academy?

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Originally posted by Aude Sapere:
Is the majority of the local backwoods recliner lawyers all graduates of the Glenn Beck Famous Lawyer School and Clown Academy?

Now it is time for the Huckabee rerun. Run, fast! Watch TV and learn all you need to know. Do not read the law's text. Do not try to understand that the two senators both styled "(R)" after their names were cosponsors of S. 909.

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Aude's the guy that you hillbillies should be dedicating threads to! He's way smarter than me!

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Originally posted by Aude Sapere:
Why do these people feel compelled to lie and not express reservations in a rational manner? It is like the snake handlers had invaded the Vatican around here. Good Lord, one moves away a few years and it turns into some county down Montgomery way. Look, we all miss Reynolds and Ford, but they went to Mexico, so try to make the best of what you have and get on the happy pills and off the Beckaid.

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Originally posted by gracies old man:

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Aude's the guy that you hillbillies should be dedicating threads to! He's way smarter than me!

Yes, he's a legend in his own mind, and now yours, too.

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Originally posted by diddle:

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Originally posted by Aude Sapere:
Why do these people feel compelled to lie and not express reservations in a rational manner? It is like the snake handlers had invaded the Vatican around here. Good Lord, one moves away a few years and it turns into some county down Montgomery way. Look, we all miss Reynolds and Ford, but they went to Mexico, so try to make the best of what you have and get on the happy pills and off the Beckaid.

I guess they're scaret. Dang ol hybrid done took the Whitehouse. Gonna turn us all into communist robots. Never mind that it's already been done. They look to real men of genius like Beck to tell them what they know. If the cable's done been turnt offt that night, then they won't know!

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Is the majority of the local backwoods recliner lawyers all graduates of the Glenn Beck Famous Lawyer School and Clown Academy?

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Any chance we can ship Rev Wright back to Africa? ooops did I just commit a hate crime?

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Originally posted by Blaknwite:

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Any chance we can ship Rev Wright back to Africa? ooops did I just commit a hate crime?

Any chance we can ship lovemuffin back to Germany? oops did I just commit a similarity?

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Originally posted by Aude Sapere:
Is the majority of the local backwoods recliner lawyers all graduates of the Glenn Beck Famous Lawyer School and Clown Academy?

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:S.909:


Tell that to the Grandmother and Business Couple from England. Your rights are being flushed down the Obama toliet!
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Now it is time for the Huckabee rerun. Run, fast! Watch TV and learn all you need to know. Do not read the law's text. Do not try to understand that the two senators both styled "(R)" after their names were cosponsors of S. 909.