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Hall of Famer |
For those of you who think you know everything, here is a refresher course.
************************************************ The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. ************************************************ No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait... ************************************************ Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass ) ************************************************ You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. ************************************************ Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. ************************************************ The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. ************************************************ The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE ************************************************ American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. ************************************************ Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Since Venus is normally associated with women, does this mean they are going the 'right' direction...? ************************************************ Apples, not caffeine,are more efficient at waking you up in the morning . ************************************ Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN ! ************************************************ The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. ************************************************ Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE! ************************************************ PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR ! ************************************************ The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. ************************************************ It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs. ************************************************ A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. ************************************************ Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !) ************************************************ And the best for last.... Turtles can breathe through their butts. ******************************************** Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush !!! My friends are my estate. Emily Dickinson |
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Hall of Famer |
Thanks autumn!!! THis was enlightening...
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Small Talker |
Thanks Autumn! I enjoyed learning something new.
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Hall of Famer |
Glad y'all enjoyed it.
My friends are my estate. Emily Dickinson |
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Small Talker |
I know a lot of people who talk through their butts!!!
Forget about the victim, forget about the suspect and focus on the only thing that can't lie: the evidence. |
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Familiar Face |
Interesting. You really can learn something new everyday!
___________________ The world is a vampire. |
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Small Talker |
http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.asp
Ducks DO infact, echo. ALL sounds echo. Just some are less audible than others depending upon the acoustic properties of the environment in which the sounds are produced and the amplitude/shape of the sound wave. This amusing list of inaccurate 'facts' has been making the rounds on the net for years. *Horn Broken-Watch For Finger* |
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New Kid on the Block |
Technically, zebras are black with white stripes; a shaved zebra would be completely black.
Galileo's head was on the block. The crime was looking up the truth. |
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Hall of Famer |
and I only thought I knew everything?
"some don't like me, but I am one I would be proud to know" |
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Small Talker |
Far out! I gotta find me a zebra to shave down so I can check that out... *Horn Broken-Watch For Finger* |
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New Kid on the Block |
Let me know, I wanta watch. Galileo's head was on the block. The crime was looking up the truth. |
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Hall of Famer |
Donkeys kill more people that plane crashes, wow that is interesting.
"Dogs never bite me, just humans."~~~Marilyn Monroe "Your an odd duck."~~~WIP |
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Small Talker |
*Keepin ma eyes peeled* Don't wanna be the next "Motorcycle vs Donkey" headline. From what I've seen around here-most of the donkeys drive Buicks... *Horn Broken-Watch For Finger* |
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Hall of Famer |
The woman about a mile up from me has a donkey. Should I move?
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Hall of Famer |
Thanks for the info. I did receive this through an email. I posted it for entertainment purposes, meant to be taken with a "grain of salt". I never claimed to know if any of the things stated were true or not. Just hoped to give everyone a few laughs. My friends are my estate. Emily Dickinson |
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