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Hall of Famer |
So whats the funniest bumper sticker yo have seen? I used to have a couple good ones in my younger days. One said "Keep honking I'm reloading" and the other "Horn broken, watch for finger"
I seen one this weekend on a jeep at the watermelon fest. It read "Jack em' up high, fat chicks can't jump" So whats your best? "A word for the wise ain't necessary; it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby |
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My first car was a Ford Escort in high school. The windows on it were tinted very dark, you could NOT see in the car at any angle.
My bumper sticker said "Dont laugh, your daughter might be in here" I just loved it. |
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New Kid on the Block |
"Don't Drink and Park. Accidents Cause People"
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Hall of Famer |
I saw a REALLY old 70s "shaggin' wagon" RV the last time I was in Muscle Shoals.
It had a "Love Shack Baby" bumper sticker. "Talking tough is easy when it's other people's evil and you're judging what they do or don't believe It seems to me you'd have to have a hole in you're own to point a finger at somebody else's sheet."~The Drive-By Truckers |
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Small Talker |
saw this on the back of a truck...
Is there life after death? Touch a cowboy's hat to find out. ********************** Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it mean. |
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Everybody Knows My Name |
"As a matter of fact I do own the whole d@*n road"
Of the gifts I have been given, tolerating idiots is not one of them |
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Small Talker |
Lately I've seen what appears to be a new ad campaign from the Breast Cancer Awareness people. I've seen quiet a few of the small magnetic things stuck on cars that say things to the effect of "Save the Ta Ta's", "I love Ta Ta's" and a few other sayings. They always have the pink ribbon for breast cancer awareness in between the Ta Ta's. The first time I saw one of these on a car, I had to slow down and look again to make sure I saw what I saw. Then I almost ran into the car from laughing so much.
 That's the most clever campaign that I think I have seen. And of course I couldn't agree more with the message.  "One day I want to look up in the sky and say "What a beautiful EARTH out tonight!" |
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Everybody Knows My Name |
"If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. "
"No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person." Willa Cather |
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Hall of Famer |
PADDLE FASTER! I hear banjo music.
** I stayz in clozet so Big Ceiling Kat not hate me. Anonymous ** |
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Everybody Knows My Name |
I saw this one at a romance writers conference: Be careful or you'll end up in my book.
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Everybody Knows My Name |
"Imagine Whirled Peas"
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Small Talker |
when bill lied, nobody died. it wasn't funny but it made me t hink about that fat chick that did the lewinsky on him.
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Everybody Knows My Name |
I saw one like that that said "Feel your boobies". Of the gifts I have been given, tolerating idiots is not one of them |
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Familiar Face |
 "Noli me tangere, for Caesar's I am, And wild for to hold, though I seem tame." - Thomas Wyatt |
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Small Talker |
- Hang up and drive!
- Welcome to America. Now speak English - Heart Attacks. God's revenge for eating His animal friends. - Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. - Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people: "Everybody, But Me." - Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. - Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privilege. - I smile because I have no Idea whats going on. - Stop following me. I don't know where I'm going. (so that's why they don't use blinkers) This message has been edited. Last edited by: mislidja, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Mislidja, all the time. |
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