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I hope no one takes my comment above as being misogynistic....

Peace Brother,

Why did you feel the need to suggest that "especially all you ladies" might be the ideal market for this [albeit fictional] product created for absolute fools?

You hope your comment isn't taken as misogynistic? You just reduced all women to a a very unflattering socio-stereotype, that of the dumb blond. The "dumb blond" is another stereotype that, in turn, is clearly based on misogynistic prejudice.

You might have noticed that the vast majority of blond jokes (if not all) are actually women jokes. Could it be they're easier to pass off that way?

The entire "humor" of women bashing jokes is derived from the demeaning of more than half the population. As such, it's obviously done at the expense of that population.

Everybody knows that the thinly-veiled demeaning and mocking of women under the guise of humor isn't cool, right?

e

Sorry if that offended anyone... My my, aren't we all so very sensitive??? Tssssk, tssssk. Get over yourself....

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Originally posted by Peace Brother:
Sorry if that offended anyone... My my, aren't we all so very sensitive??? Tssssk, tssssk. Get over yourself....

after all, we are just women.

Oh, please, ladies! Lay off - it's a joke. I'm blonde (sort of) and I thought it was mildly funny. Who doesn't know someone who is helpless or clueless to the point of embarrassment, blonde or not, woman or not? I know someone (yes, a blonde) who has locked her keys in her running car THREE times in the last few years. And I have another (blonde) friend, who upon seeing what was obviously a shanty town of homeless people's dwellings in a large city, thought it was a flea market and wanted to get out and shop! That's why stuff like this is funny (to anyone with a sense of humor and a chipless shoulder).

Peace, Brother.

P.S. I like the 'Why do men snore?' and 'How many men does it take to put down the toilet seat' jokes, too. I'm an equal opportunity laugher, I guess.

I used to work for a call center for a major computer company and some people are that stupid.

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Originally posted by hoss gal:
Oh, please, ladies! Lay off - it's a joke. I'm blonde (sort of) and I thought it was mildly funny. Who doesn't know someone who is helpless or clueless to the point of embarrassment, blonde or not, woman or not? I know someone (yes, a blonde) who has locked her keys in her running car THREE times in the last few years. And I have another (blonde) friend, who upon seeing what was obviously a shanty town of homeless people's dwellings in a large city, thought it was a flea market and wanted to get out and shop! That's why stuff like this is funny (to anyone with a sense of humor and a chipless shoulder).

Peace, Brother.

P.S. I like the 'Why do men snore?' and 'How many men does it take to put down the toilet seat' jokes, too. I'm an equal opportunity laugher, I guess.

Hoss Gal, thanks for helping try to put this little spoof into perspective for those who seem heckbent on having their feelings hurt by such things.

I promise not to get mad if you post your matriarchal stuff that is not complimentary to we of the unfair sex.... Bring it on!

Dang, I meant to do just that, Peace, but got sidetracked. One good turn deserves...& all that jazz.

Welcome to the forums, hoss gal. If you have a "good'ern" to poke fun at the men, please share.

e & TSC are ahight. They speak their mind & that's a good thing. PB is a big boy - he can handle it.

Hey Joy, I know you have good intentions, but speak for yourself! PB happens to be a small, sensitive little weeny boy. Haha!

Aw shucks! Now I went and hurt my own feelings..... Who is a person supposed to get mad at when he/she makes fun of him/herself???

Hmm...you could try smacking yourself. Now, don't you feel better? I'm just trying to be helpful.

JK!

Here's your payback (well, the first two anyway...haha)...

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

Ha, ha, Joy. I like the circus one.

I'll have to find my good man jokes. I wouldn't want to misquote them.

The only joke I can always remember is: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: Because he didn't have any guts. (That makes me twisted AND lame, doesn't it?)

I knew how this thread was gonna turn out before I even clicked on it. I told myself not to, now I'm kicking myself because I didn't listen.

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Originally posted by _Joy_:


Hmm...you could try smacking yourself. Now, don't you feel better? I'm just trying to be helpful.

JK!

Here's your payback (well, the first two anyway...haha)...

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

I took your advice Joy. OUCH! OUCH! But I do feel better now....