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Can't tell you how much more fun this song could have been if Hoov had a longer leash in the creative dept. (for this forum anyway). A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Big Grin

Meant to be in good fun. God bless you Chaz!

"I Got Sex Changed" (to the tune of "I Got You Babe")....

They call me Chaz & if you don't know
I'm the son of Cher & Sonny Bo-no
I look like my bro, Elijah Blue
'Cause look at me, now I am a dude

Change
I got sex changed
I got sex changed

They say it's wrong, what I feel is bent
Instead of a girl, I want to be a gent
I guess that's so, I'm confused a lot
But at least I'm sure a girl is what I'm not

Change
I got sex changed
I got sex changed

I've no flowers on my things
Pretty dresses or ear-rings
And when I dress for the town
I put on a tie & not a go-o-o-o-own

So let them say it's been to long
I was born a girl with 2 "X" chromosomes
Then set your eyes on this bod of mine
There ain't no hint of female you can find

Change
I got sex changed
I got sex changed

I got a change, now I'm a man
I've got GLAAD to un-der-stand
I got no womb for ba-bies
I've got no use for o-va-ries
I'm all new, oh what a sight
A-bom-i-na-tion to the Right
I'm all new, I told you so
From mom Cher, I got the dough

I got sex changed
I got sex changed
I got sex changed
I got sex changed

(everybody) I go-o-ot sex cha-a-anged
 
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Sorry, Firenze. I just saw the thread you started. Thought I'd seen this somewhere over the weekend. Helps to scroll down and read doesn't it? Smiler
 
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Well, it is finished....apparently. Big Grin

Ladies, my question is, would any of you date him?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBI....bono.man/index.html
 
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I believe myself to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Wink


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-Jack Campbell, "Valiant: The Lost Fleet, Book 4"
 
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He feels like a man...but i still think of him as a woman who had a sex change. i wish him health and happiness though.


My friends are my estate.
Emily Dickinson
 
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I just wonder about "his" girlfriend....let's see, if she was a lesbian before, what is she now? These are the kind of things that keep me awake at night. Wink
 
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Originally posted by JaneYIS:
I just wonder about "his" girlfriend....let's see, if she was a lesbian before, what is she now? These are the kind of things that keep me awake at night.


LOL! I've wondered that myself. Also, wouldn't it be odd to suddenly go to a men's public bathroom to do your business when you've gone to the ladies room for so many years? Big Grin
 
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Originally posted by Wild Irish Prose:
Well, it is finished....apparently. Big Grin

Ladies, my question is, would any of you date him?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBI....bono.man/index.html


Continuing to the tune of 'I Got You Babe'

Oh hell n-oo. Big Grin
I can't go there.
 
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