Does this remind you of anyone you know??

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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?


Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!


I'm sorry. What was the question?

Peace Brother, perhaps a little prune juice or a laxative? Either one just might help you with your problem you got there.

LOL and always make sure the paper hangs down away from the wall and not next to the wall. I run off my first wife for installing the toilet paper backerds. Wore callauses on my knuckles after years of bumping them trying to get the paper away from the wall,, especially when you are in a hurry,, like going to work and not being late. Every second counts. You have all been there,, I just know you have????????

LOL I don't care who ya are, that's funny riaght there!